Have you ever found a book from your childhood that made you laugh? I unfortunately came across one such item, and it had so many bad jokes, this was a poem that for some reason used to make my child brain convulse with laughter. I warn you, it is very stupid.
Just thought I would share it because it is so so so very dumb, but someone actually wrote it, so I guess it is entertaining.
At lunchtime every school day Blenkinsop (The Fat) would eat his way through everything except the kitchen cat. Two plates of chips, for starters a pack of crisps (or three) then on to shepherds pie and beans washed down with a mugs of tea. Spaghetti Bolognese and rice it all went down a treat chicken curry, very nice pasties (cheese and meat) When all the savouries had been dispatched into his belly he started on the sweet menu ( say goodbye to the jelly! ) Rice pudding, jam and eccles cakes yogurt, custard, shortbread till suddenly he simply burst on the final slice of bread.
Silly right?
Check this one out.
When Mary had a little lamb the doctor was surprised but when Old Macdonald had a farm he couldn't believe his eyes!
I’m sorry.
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